Holey Moley

Holey Moley Melbourne, the go-to green for irreverent pop culture fun, is back with nine brand-new holes and a completely refurbished downstairs bar to putt the night away in style. With a whopping 27 holes spread over two stories and karaoke dance party rooms to belt out all your favourite tunes, the night will still be young even after you’ve hit your par.  Accompanied by an eclectic range of cocktails to boost your confidence and keep you hydrated and a delicious selection of snacks and woodfired pizzas to choose from, Holey Moley Melbourne still takes the birdie for an excellent night out.

The nine new holes incorporate a selection of fan favourite films and TV series, impressively elaborate contraptions to manoeuvre around and even references to some less favourable foreign politicians promising to make mini golf great again. Everyone’s favourite show about nothing receives a day-glo makeover as golfers navigate the twists and turns of a pretzel sure to make you thirsty while elsewhere you can send your ball back in time in a Back to the Future themed hole that lets you take a ride in the Delorean as you dodge a hoverboard or two. While over on the ‘ass-hole’, golfers are taken to the farm and invited to smash through the wall and between the legs of the titular donkey with a toupée covered behind. Other highlights include kicking goals on a model football oval, making your way down the castle and through the ferris wheel and taking aim at a carnival duck shoot. Each new hole runs the fine line between being moderately challenging, requiring a surprising degree of control and precision, and still doable after three to four cocktails.

Accompanying the nine new holes is an updated and refurbished bar menu comprising of small snacks, a range of authentic stone-baked pizzas and a completely new cocktail and mocktail menu, putting the Holey Moley spin on a number of old favourites.The more traditional amongst you will enjoy the Austin Sours – a fresh and zesty mix of aperol, vanilla vodka, egg white, grapefruit sour, lemon juice and sugar syrup – while those looking for something a tad more indulgent cannot resist the Cherry Ripe for the Picking. A decadent mix of cherry heering, chocolate liqueur, coconut rum and whipped cream topped with chocolate sauce and garnished with a fun-size cherry ripe.  

With more variety than ever, plus a number of mini games and activities to keep you entertained even off the green, Holey Moley Melbourne remains a go to destination for a great group night out.

Holey Moley Melbourne 
590 Little Bourke Street, Melbourne CBD
Open 7 days, Monday to Thursday, 1pm to 12am, Friday, 12pm to 2am, Saturday, 11am to 2am, Sunday, 11am to 12am
holeymoley.com.au/locations/melbourne