The Workers Club will be making it some writers' day by letting them go on stage and talk about each of their nerdy interests for 20 seconds per inane subject.
It's the last Tuesday of the month, and somehow the Phoenix Public House came to the conclusion that this was a night that needed to be full of laughs.
The Next Wave festival is now invading the NGV Studio with their humourous exhibition The Greater Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere, creating an embassy of a pan-Asian empire.
Gordon Stewart, one of Britain's leading pianists, will be heading to Melbourne to play at Melbourne Town Hall to show Melbournians his acclaimed skills with the grand organ.